Header Quotes
Mar 10th, 2008 by admin
I added a little thing to the wordpress theme I’m using that rotates a quote or phrase in the site header. I’ve had a few people ask about the phrases, so I thought I’d present them here with their source:
“Feel the Love” — frequent statement of the Right Reverend Love Master Mr. James Markham
“Practically Perfect People Never Let Sentiment Muddle Their Thinking” — Mary Poppins
“Come on Party Puppies - Put Your Paws in the Air” — dog-lover’s bastardization of The Roof is on Fire
“Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms Should Be A Convenience Store not a Government Agency” — this one’s just the truth, man
“Be Audacious Brave and Courageous - Against These Weapons Society Has No Defense” — the ABC plan from Alfred Bester’s The Demolished Man — Read this book. You won’t believe it was written fifty years ago, as opposed to, say, last month.
“It’s Better To Do Something Bad Now Than To Have To Do Something Horrible Later” — Walter Slovotsky (paraphrase)
“See the Torus” — a vaguely anal insult (or statement of spiritual quest) for 3D folks and math geeks
“Oh Good, My Dog Found the Chainsaw” — Lilo (the little girl, not the bootloader or queue type)
“That Is The Sound of Inevitability. It Is The Sound Of Your Death.” — Hugo Weaving, Devouring Scenery
“w00t to the Ceiling Cat!” — LOLCats translation of “Glory to God!”